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A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite
up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then
it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times
with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering
to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She
opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail."

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your
mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."